Wednesday, October 29, 2008
HALLOWEEN TIME
Hit By a Car
Yesterday, I was hit by a car.
I thought, what a great post for the blog!
And then I almost forgot about it.
I was walking across a side street at a 3-way intersection. The street I crossed had a stop sign, the one I walked along did not. As I moved out into the street in front of the car waiting to turn right, I thought briefly that they might be annoyed with me--waiting to turn right, finally getting their clearing, and then having to wait for the pedestrian who walked in front of rather than behind their car. I did not expect, however, to be suddenly pushed sideways by the car that seemingly decided to take the clearing anyway.
As a reflex, as I was being knocked to the side, I held up my hand to the driver like a crossing guard. Like a crossing guard. A CROSSING guard. With the bumper touching my leg, I was a crossing guard. There's authority for you. How I wish now I would have smacked the hood of the car like they do in New York! Let's just say for the purposes of this story that I whacked the car.
The driver, a college-aged girl, looked up sheepishly, still yacking away on her cell phone and gave me a little apologetic wave. As if she had accidentally cut in front of me in line at Starbucks. I shot back a you-disgust-me face and went on my way. I did not scream obscenities nor shake my fist. I tried to intimidate her with my gaze.
It was kind of exciting actually. I suppose every city-dweller at some point carries the battle scars of their pedestrian vs. vehicle stories. But if this was my test for having grown thick city-skin, I think I failed.
Monday, October 27, 2008
Opinions
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Happy Halloween!
Friday, October 24, 2008
Noticing Things
1. You can't hurry down the busy, windy streets of downtown Chicago when you are carrying a disposable cup of hot coffee. Maybe all commuters should be required to carry disposable cups of hot coffee so they have to walk slower and look around more.
2. Trees are trees, no matter what kind they are. Then you have maples, oaks, ginkgo, cherry, birth, ash, pines, etc. Then let's just say maples--there are sugar maples, Japanese maples, other kinds of maples. Then let's just say Japanese maples--think of all the different Japanese maples in the USA, in Illinois, in Chicago, in Lincoln Square, on my street. Then let's pick one on my street--it probably has a couple hundred leaves, and every one is different. Is unique. Is unlike any other EVER. There must be trillions and trillions of leaves every year in the world AND EVERY SINGLE ONE IS DIFFERENT. Happy Fall! To celebrate, I made leaf rubbings today.
3. I firmly believe health insurance companies make it that hard to understand so that you give up and they can charge you whatever they want. Their customer service reps are trained to make you feel stupid, so you will give up and call your mom to cry instead.
4. If you vote early in Cook County, you don't get a sticker. You get a piece of paper telling you that you better not even try to show up on election day and vote again or you'll go straight to hell. I mean jail.
Thursday, October 02, 2008
Official Worst Journey Ever
I leisurely bought myself a McDonald's breakfast and coffee and sat at the gate while classical music played. We boarded on time, pulled away from the gate on time at 10:05 am, turned around, and came back. The pilot explained that they were having an electrical problem with one of the indicators on the plane and needed the electrical team to look at it. Wait, wait. The electrical team has called specialists to research the problem. Wait, wait. We've determined we need a new part, so we have a team getting that part for us, so sit tight. Wait, wait. We got the new part, but the problem still isn't solved. This flight is officially out of service, everyone get off the plane. We'll try to find another aircraft, but don't know anything yet. Anyone with connections in Miami (aka: everyone) needs to see the ticket agent at the gate.
There were 200 of us, and one of her. Wait, wait. Good news, we have another aircraft! Bad news, we don't know how long it will take to arrive. Wait, wait. Get back in line for new boarding passes and seat assignments. Wait, wait. Since I don't know how long it will take for the flight to arrive, I grab lunch at the closest place I can--McDonald's. yet again. Wait, wait. Check the clock. My connection from Miami to Lima leaves at 5:00 pm. It's going to be close.
We board, take off, fly, arrive in Miami at 5:40. My Lima flight has been delayed to 6:00, but the doors are already closed and they won't let me on. I am rebooked on the 11:40 pm flight to Lima which will arrive at 4:15 am. I call my Peruvian friend, Ana Ce, to tell her I won't need lodging tonight in Lima afterall. My next connection is from Lima to Santiago, Chile at 7:30 am. Wait wait wait wait wait wait for 6 HOURS, ride trains to different terminals, walk, go outside security, eat Cuban food, come back in. I wonder if I'll end up like Tom Hanks in the movie The Terminal. I take note of various corners and supplies I might need to make use of if push comes to shove. Wait, wait, wait.
We board at 10:30 pm. At midnight, we still haven't left the gate. The pilot comes on to explain that there are problems with a gasoline tank and balance on this plane. YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. I want to cry, but I don't. I finish the Nanny Diaries that I borrowed from Illy and started reading that morning in Chicago. At 1:15 am we finally take off, fly, land in Peru at 5:30 am! We get to the gate, stand up gather our things, and wait, wait, wait for 30 MINUTES because the ground crew can't get the jet bridge to work. Of course.
Is it just me, or are the travel gods following me around from country to country, year to year to put a trip cord in my path as I walk by?
Luckily I got through Peruvian customs no problem, claimed my suitcase, exited, turned down all the taxi drivers hoping to make a sale, checked-in, paid the tax to leave the country, and went through international securtiy. I now have a Peruvian entry and exit stamp in my passport, both marked Oct 2, 2008. The flight to Santiago was delayed about 30 minutes, but nothing out of the ordinary. For some reason the Chilean authorities did not ask for the $100 tax that all American, Canadian, Australian, British, and Mexican citizens have to pay to enter (I'm not complaining!), and when I left, my friend Erick was there waiting for me!! Oh, the joy of a familiar face!
Erick and Angela set me up with a Chilean cell phone, a metra card, and a bedroom in their apartment while I am here, so it's already like I never left! After I take a shower and a nap, I'm sure the airport blues will fade...
Saturday, September 27, 2008
I'M ENGAGED!

I just wanted to share the good news with everyone! This morning around 11am Mike asked me to marry him and I said yes!! He set up a surprise picnic in the nature center at Albion, where we were both visiting for homecoming. Afterwards we went to the football game where he had arranged to have the commentator congratulate us, only there were some mixed signals and the commentator announced our names and then asked that everyone's attention be at the score board, where they flashed "will you marry me?" So I guess he just wanted to be extra sure that I was saying yes.The End
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Luzern aka: Lucerne
While waiting for Adrian, Etel, and Adrian's 8 yr old son, Janosh, to come meet me for dinner, I sat down at a cafe to have apple strudel. It was delish. Adrian, Etel, and Janosh then took me to a restaurant that does a folklore show. We dined on fondue, rosti, and veal while a band played Swiss folk music. They played the water glasses, the cow bells, the saw, the accordian, the Alphorn, and got the whole crowd singing Edelweiss and yodeling their hearts out. Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Matterhorn, Zermatt, Raclette, Oh My!
sister Miriam came over to the apartment for dinner. After our cocktails and appetizers we moved into the dining room to start cooking raclette! Normally there's an apparatus where you put a hunk of cheese under a kind of burner. When the top of the cheese is browned the way you want it, you tilt the wheel and scrape the melted cheese Saturday, September 13, 2008
New Photos!
Thursday, September 11, 2008
Switzerland begins!
It is illegal to let your vehicle idle at red lights or anywhere else. You have to turn it off to reduce air pollution. They only raise happy cows and chickens (the kind that have space to roam, live on small farms, etc) for meat, eggs, milk, etc rather than the mass production we employ in the US that often means a poorer quality for us since the animals are kept in poor conditions. Etc, etc. Interesting country.
parents-in-law could be. They don't speak a word of English, and German is a MUCH bigger stretch for me than Italian was, but that didn't stop them from making sure I had the best possible time in their country. My first trip out of Bern, Adrian's dad Fritz, drove Etel and me to the town of Emmental. Yes, that is the town where Emmentaler Swiss cheese comes from! The whole drive was nothing but green rolling hills, the occasional village perched in the distance, and happily grazing sheep and cows.
We drove a little further and came to a beautiful, tiny, old wooden church from the 1500s. Everything inside was carved out of a light-colored wood, and someone had taken care to decorate it with fresh sunflowers. The organ was beautiful, too, and Fritz said that people come from all over Switzerland to be married there. Friday, September 05, 2008
Beginner's Luck Revisited
2. I was inspired by the fresh bread with jam and honey we had for breakfast in Europe, and I decided I would start making my own bread. Being unemployed has given me great aspirations. After searching for a recipe (ANY recipe that wasn't made for the bread machine!) I found an oat bread that sounded good. Wednesday I went to the grocery store. Thursday I went to buy loaf pans. This morning I started the bread. Except that I don't have a thermometer and I think the milk I added was too hot and killed my yeast. Yes, after the labor intensive process of mixing, kneading (I was sweating), shaping, rising, baking, I ended up with 2 solid brick loaves of bread that weigh about 7 pounds each. It has been 5 hours and I only have bricks to show for my work.
Friday, August 29, 2008
Ciao Roma!
He gave us good tips on avoiding lines, dressing appropriately for the Vatican, the history of different sights so we didn't have to pay the extra Euros for a guide, etc. At his suggestion, we started at Palatine and the Collosseum. We met up with Flo's coworker, Leo, who is Brazilian--so there we were: a Brazilian, Belgian, and American holding hands and singing Kum-Ba-Yah (gladiator vs lion)


Monday, August 25, 2008
Love/Hate Illustrated
good omens--FINALLY! Someone lent Flo a charger, and we met 3 sweet French girls at breakfast who had a car and also planned on visiting Pompeii. Pompeii was interesting--not eery like I had imagined, but perhaps this had to do with the bright blue sky that was looking down. The view of Mt. Vesuvius was great, and the ruins gave so much insight into the way of life, the mixture of Greek and Roman history, and the thought process of
the people. It was so hot, that after lunch we decided to go straight to the sea to swim.Amalfi/Ravello were the last towns we wanted to hit before leaving the Amalfi coast. We left at 9:30 the next day to take the bus to the train to get to Sorrento where we wanted to take a boat to Amalfi at 11:15. Classic Caitlyn/Flo style, we had to run, and when we finally got to the ticket window, they said we couldn't go to Amalfi--I have no idea why, it said right in my time table Sorrento-Amalfi, but we ended up buying the ticket to Positano and then figuring we'd take the bus from Positano to Amalfi. A boat even came that was headed for Amalfi, but they wouldn't let us on.
In Positano we walked up the hill, Flo wanted to stop and eat, but I wanted to pick up something in the grocery store and eat at the bus stop so we wouldn't waste more time.. I had my heart set on Ravello--the city of gardens where poets go to die. At the top of the hill (once more) we ate our sandwiches and waited for the 1:30 bus to Amalfi. When it came it was standing room only around those tight corners dangling off the cliffs. Surprisingly, someone called to us, and it was the 3 French girls and the Italian couple from our B&B who had taken this bus directly from Sorrento and had been riding for 3 hours! They didn't look happy. We were glad to have taken the boat in between.
Another hour later we arrived in Amalfi. The French girls planned to spend the day on the Amalfi beach, and the Italian couple (who spoke not a word of English) were

It was time to go, because we were hoping to catch a 6:30 boat back to Sorrento, however when we arrived, we decided it was too expensive so we took the bus. 2 more hours of sharp turns, cliffs, stopping abruptly, and FAST driving (even the Italians were commenting), and of course we were in the very last row--which my mother warned me about, but they were the only available seats!--and squeezed 4 people into 3 open seats. Poor Flo had had enough. I watched helplessly as she turned green and then suddenly asked for a plastic bag from our backpack. She was throwing up for the last 45 minutes of our trip. Even after getting off the bus, we still had to take the train back to Vico and then thankfully the Italians had a car to drive us all up to the B&B. Poor poor Flo. I thought she would never speak to me again.
Halfway up the hill in the car with the Italians, we had to stop to let a patron saint procession go by. I swear it was half of the town processing down the street with candles, bearing the statue of the saint on a platform, singing. Cool to see, but honestly, don't they have side streets for that kind of thing? Back at the B&B, Flo went straight to bed, so I had dinner with the Italians. Such effort to converse! But I couldn't get over how nice they were. They walked me back to my room after to check on Flo, and then came back with pills for nausea.
THe next day we packed up, gave Vincenzo our offerings of
American BBQ sauce and Belgian chocolate to thank him for taking good care of us, and headed to the beach with the Italians with the Italians for the morning before boarding our trains to Rome. This particular beach was refreshing, but crowded and dirty. It was good to be in the water, despite the On the Napoli-Roma train, the woman we sat next to struck up conversation and then told me my Italian was very good. I couldn't help but laugh, but I was excited for her to say so!

