Lentils

Today I went to Andy's Fruit Ranch to try out their produce. While perusing their selection I found bags of all different kinds of beans and lentils. I decided to purchase some lentils, but as I had already filled my basket with produce, I needed to rearrange some things to put the heavy lentils on the bottom. It was then that I realized that the button on my pants pocket was caught in my hand-held basket. As I was stupidly trying to get unstuck, I dropped the lentils, the bag of which, of course, burst upon hitting the ground scattering lentils to the ends of the earth. And I with the shopping basket attached to my pants could do nothing but stand there.

Fortunately I was able to get myself together (aka: apart) and go get someone to help me clean it up. But I left my mark today at Andy's. They can't wait to see me again.