Lederhosen-ed Lap Dance

Went to a bonified German restaurant to eat some schnitzel and hear "Edelweiss" played on the cow bells. I got a little more than I bargained for when the Lederhosen-clad yodeler came out into the crowd with his tuba, encouraging innocent diners to toss a quarter into the mouth of the instrument. Mine went in (as did many others'), but upon the clickety clack of the tuba swallowing my quarter, the yodeler pulled out my chair and sat in my lap for the rest of the song.
Note to self: watch out for those Germans.